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2004-02-23 - 11:50 p.m.

a couple of crazy ideas of mine that people who i don't know but passingly read this will take as their own when they tell their friends of them:

1) Eat Less, Shit More Diet

2) an exercise book that weighs 20 or 25 lbs. the first line will read "if you picked up this book, you're off to a good start."

hell, you should see some of the other stupid things in print. there's this one book talking about the Bible's cures for Fibromyalgia (whatever the fuck that is), and the guy also put out books for stuff like arthritis and something else. there's also other retarded books like the atkins diet where you get rid of carbs to lose weight. try fucking exercising! runners seem to be able to eat all the fucking carbs they want god dammit! why? because THEY FUCKING EXERCISE! the atkins diet may be a good way to lose weight, but is it a good way to live? seriously... c'mon!

speaking of things that give you aneurisms, these girls at my school. seriously, the problem with people who go to KCC is that they don't think they're stupid. fuck, i know i'm fucking retarded so i keep my mouth shut for the most part. but therein lies the greater difference. at least the guys, when we do say something in class that's pretty stupid, we at least know it and are trying to get a laugh somewhere. the fucking idiot girls that go KCC think they're actually asking smart questions or telling pertinent stories. seriously folks, we're all fucking retards, lets let the teacher speak god damit. hmm... i should write a letter to the Kapio about this. i could rival that justin "angriest guy on campus" dude.

man, seriously, there's certain stereotypes that just seem to be more and more true every day.

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