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2004-04-19 - 10:41 a.m.

holy crap, i don't think i've ever been so pissed on a sunday morning. i had to go to a frickin' church for religion class and y'know, it's not like i was looking to be pissed off, especially so early in the freakin' day. but yeah. them manoa valley church guys had some ass hole singing group doing the sermon thing, the fucking Hongos... jeezus christ... fucking ass holes are god damned evangelists. shit... i can't stand them ass holes. so, yeah... i stopped paying attention to them about 10 minutes into the service. i spent the rest of the time being angry, trying to figure out if my veins were bursting out of my forehead, and staring out the window at the people walking from starbucks. after the stupid fucking service was done i was really huhu. i pulled out of the parking lot and i had to turn right, but some dickhead was sitting there at the corner when no cars were coming trying to get across to the manoa marketplace parking lot, so after waiting for like 20 seconds of no cars coming at all, i honked once. a little tap. and then a couple cars passed after another 10 seconds. 30 fucking seconds of sitting there with nothing coming! argh! and then when the cars passed, the dick was still sitting there. so i waited another 15 seconds and no one coming, so i honked again. and again, it took another 10 seconds before someone passed. by now i was getting really pissed off. so i waited another 10 seconds and this time i held the fucking horn down. the bitch just held up it's hand, and as soon as it started to creep out i pulled in as close behind the fucker as i could and squeezed my way through flooring it from there. some fucking asshole at the bus stop across the street yelled at me but fuck 'em. i don't give a shit. fucking old people should all die.

god dammit...

i just get all the worst luck... 'cause i'm a fucking drama queen.

and last night, i was dropping richard off at restaurant row. i made the right turn off of ala moana by comp usa and there was some cabbie sitting in the left lane with his blinker on just waiting. so i pulled in behind him and waited for a little while. but he wasn't moving so i checked right and started around him. as soon as i made my move, he lit up the backtires and i passed him. when i made the left turn around him, i heard him yell "you fucka!"

what the fuck is it? god dammit, i gotta start packing heat so people won't fuck with me anymore. either that or i'll get shot. but at least i'll look like a bad ass.

i was trying to explain this to sio. he's huge. no, he's fucking humongous. i'm small. you all know that. i was telling him that life isn't fair, but it was more fair for him. he said something about how that was a stupid comment, but i still stand by it. no one will fuck with him unless they're equally huge or have a death wish. me on the other hand. big or small, they'll all fuck with me because they have a chance. i'm telling you, the bigger you are, the more fair life is. and thats why god created Samuel Colt (www.colt.com don't get it confused with www.colts.com).

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