2000-04-01 - 18:20:40
Damn, the iron chef is one kick ass show. Today, they had the Carp Battle. Man... you shoulda seen the size of those mother fuckers. they were fucking huge! like one was like... 2' 2"5' i swear it! and damn, they were kicking and snaping when they were being taken outta the tank for the preparation. yep thats right, they were still alive when the show began. you shoulda seen how they killed it, they got their cleavers and BAM, the flat side of the cleaver hit em on the head. and had this one carp, it was knocked out, and as one of the guys was washing it, it woke up! The guy got like "whoa..." and then he got the knife and bashed it on the head. oh yeah, the comentators said that some of those carps were like 20 lbs! it was awesome. And it was the first time i ever saw Chen Kenichi (Iron Chef Chinese) battle. Now i have seen all of the Iron Chefs in action. but my favorite is still Morimoto (Iron Chef Japan). I dont like the french guy... i dont remember his name. ask dane, he knows.
On another note. today, i got a bottle of Flexall 454. my hands are numb... i've been rubing it on about once an hour since 11, my hands are really cold and some parts are numb. but my calves are getting better. They were all tight from running yesterday. oh, and when i was coming home from ala moana, there was a big traffic SNAFU cause there was a building on fire, i dont remember what its name was, but it was supposedly a big fire, and the dumb cops doing traffic detail blocked off three lanes on Piikoi. all he had to do was block off one lane, but noooo, that numb nuts had to block off three lanes. it took us like 20 minutes to go two blocks. i swear it. this is the people that will be protecting us from people like me. he he he... that oughta be fun... but enough about that...
Whoo Hoo! Erin's comin home today (hopefully)! I cant wait to talk to her. I missed you Erin (if your reading this, which i doubt you are, but we wont get into that). I havent been able to bother you for sooo long. I thought i was gonna go crazy(ier). aw... nuts... i gotta go to a dinner at 730. oh well, i plan on acting...
note* the iron chef Chen kinichi won by one point. ONE POINT! Heidi Maeda is the state spelling bee champion... guess what school she came from... kawananakoa... i knew it, stevenson sucks! anyone who says other wise, i commend you on your stupidity. it rivals that of mine. actually, you take the title. i commend you dumb ass! anyways... back to my dinner.
i plan on going in my cargo pants that are all fadded and torn and a t-shirt, and listening to the matrix. and im gonna be cranking that fucker up! and i plan on taking full advantage of the food there...
anyways... last nite, me and dane were talking on the phone, and we were both watching the iron chef. we both decided that we want to be on that show. Dane wants to be Fukui-san, i want to be Chariman Kaga. that way i can go on in the begining of the show and bite into a yellow bell pepper and put on a stupid smile. anyone wanna be our iron chefs? its a guaranteed win for 9 out of 10 battles... at least. Update, 11 fire fighters were injured in the "worse high rise fire in hawaii history." one of them is in intensive care.. let us all bow our heads to pray to what ever you god you pray to (ME). okay, thats enough of that. there was an estimated $1,000,000 dollars in damage. thats a lot of money. the building had no sprinkler system cause it was 24 yrs old. The fire fighters had to walk up 16 flights of stairs to get to the blaze cause the elevators weren't working. they had to call in those fire fighters from three districts. on King street, Piikoi to Sheridan were closed and a lot of businesses lost out due to this shut down of their restaurants and all that stuff.
I just realized something... i'm writing more about this than Erin. Gosh, im such a bad b/f. i deserve to be hit.
the by pass road on the north shore, its all washed out. its a mess over there. people are walking through the surf and some of them have to be escorted over/ through it. and a tree fell on a road somewhere. i didnt catch the name. but it was a pretty big tree. its kinda amazing how one tree can stop trafic for so long, yah? i think so, but no one asked me what i thought. but it doesnt matter cause you people are here out of pure bordem right? okay, im gonna go now. i hope all of you do your stupid chem homework that i intend on not doing cause i have no chance in that class already. okie-doke. buh bye. and here's my joke for this entry. This has got to be the all-time classic comeback. This is a recount of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who's about to sponsor a boy scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?" GENERAL REINWALD: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper rifle range discipline before they ever touch a firearm." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. P.S. Congrats goes out to the Maeda family, for sending three daughters to the national spelling bee! GO FOR BROKE!
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