2001-03-13 - 03:19:40
okay, koki talked to me about the saturday thing. he told me that he was really pissed at tiffany and deyson. thats good. but what i realized today is that i didnt put much thought into what i wanted to happen to them. he asked me what i thought he should do and i didnt have anything to say. well, nothing that would actually happen. i had the occasional fantasy about them getting demoted to nothing, but i knew that was just fantasy.
so yeah, he was pissed at them. that was good.
and shit... i got like 115 field trip forms to type out for the next month and a half. man... or actually, just the month of april. and hell, i dont even know if we're gonna have school too! so i might just be doing it for nothing. oh well... at least we have the typewriter with memory.
hmm... john tried to get me to write stuff in his book, "To Mock a Killing Bird" but that flopped. i dont know how to rhyme man. i just felt so stupid. i think i got it down. you gotta use big words and just put them together. or use one big word and work on it from there.
oh shit. today, when i got home, i slept for two and a half hours. man... i dont know what got into me, but i just couldn't be awake. it was fucked! even though i tried to wake up, i just couldnt. i didnt even have the energy to open my eyes man. i was too tired to be freaked out though. so that was good.
Jokes of the Entry:
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least two businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?
Its the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Q: What's the difference between a Tita and a Pitbull?
A: The Lipstick.
Q: Why did da Portage burglar break two windows?
A: One to get in, and one to get out.
Q: Why did the Filipino lady cross da road?
A: Da neighbor wen turn on da sprinkler & she heard "psst-psst."
Q: What do you find inside a Portage's nose?
A: Finger prints.
Q: What you get when you put fifteen Popolos inside one car?
A: Tinted windows.
Q: Why don't Portagee women breast-feed their children?
A: It's sore when they boil da nipple.
Q: What do you call a Popolo in a tunnel?
A: Invisible.
Q: Why was da Portagee staring at da orange juice container?
A: It said "concentrate."
Q: What do you call two thousand Popolo skydivers?
A: Night.
Q: What do you call a Korean police officer?
A: Yobo-Cop.
Q: Why did da Portagee drive around da block 37 times?
A: His turn signal was stuck.
Two cars are sitting at a stoplight revving their motors. Da Hawaiian in
one car yells to da other car, "What?..... Race?"......
Da Portagee in da other car yells back, "Portagee!"
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