2001-08-26 - 8:39 p.m.
i did somethings that you would think only a stoned person would do.
and i wasn't even high!
about 1145 carlie from down the street picked me and my dad's telescope up. we went to roosevelt, but it wasn't dark enough to use it, so we drove out towards kahala beach. the funny thing is that neither of us were really sure how to get there. yeah, i know all you have to do is drive to kahala and keep heading in that general direction to get to kahala beach, but we ended up taking a few wrong turns here and there cause i'm a bad navigator. but we eventually found it. then came the hard part, finding the walkway to get to the beach through all the mansions. but we found it after having to drive up and down twice.
once on the beach, we started looking for stars. armed with a general direction of what north is, a tellescope, and a dark sky, we found nothing. so we were there for around half-an-hour trying to figure out what to look at. we eventually found nothing. but, carlie did see a shooting star so she was happy. i on the other hand saw... stars. that was it.
and then we decided to leave. as we were leaving, this car with two guys pulled up and were giving us the stink eye. meanwhile i was thinking, if "you're thinking i'm a queer, at least i'm here with a chick." but i didn't say that lest they kick my ass. oh, and someone yelled out "ufa!" as they passed us on the way to the car. i was tempted to yell "cocksucker!" but realized i was in kahala at night and it probably wouldn't be to my advantage had a cop come by.
so we left. and drove aimlessly for an hour. eventually ending up in waikiki where we made aimless turns and wound up having to drive straight back to kahala avenue because of one way roads. so we drove in a HUGE RETARDED FIGURE 8 for about an hour.
after that we decided to go back to carlie's house and make ice cream shakes. so i went home, dropped of the scope and picked up my blender. once we got the blender we went to safeway and picked up some cookies for the shake. the funny thing is we couldn't decided what type of cookies to get. so we were standing there staring at the cookies for at least 5 minutes telling eachother to chose. me being the assertive one told her to chose. so she did. and it was all good. i also bought the new issue of sport compact car. so i was glad. after that we headed towards carlie's house which is where the really fucked up shit happened.
carlie's parents are light sleepers so we decided we'd have to make the shakes in a room thats somewhat sound-proof , but there wasn't really a room like that. so we decided on making the shakes in... take a guess, c'mon, i bet you won't guess...
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the bathroom.
yep, we made the shakes in the bathroom. but that's only the beginning of the story.
not only did we make the shakes in the bathroom, but we added too much, too little, or in the wrong place pretty much everything. too much milk, too few cookies, and we put the cookies and ice on the top. so it was really watery, the cookies didn't fully grind, and the ice cream was overwhelmed by all dairy. (yes i realize ice cream is a dairy product in itself.) lets just say that the shakes were really shitty. carlie felt sick after eating not all of it. it was really disgusting.
but yeah. it was fun. how often do you get to say "i made an ice cream shake in a bathroom"?
after that i watched this pretty cool anime with her. something like imitation d? i forget... but it appears to be a fairly accurate portrayal of japanese street racing. the cars are real, the terms are real, the physics and everything seem real. if i ever figure out the name, i'll put it up here and y'all can go take a look at it.
and today, i went out with trevor. we got breakfast at zippy's and then just went cruising. we drove as far out as sea life park talking about anything. girls, being whipped, cars, etc. it was fun. i think trevor's driving is comparable to dennis'. only trevor uses his turning signals.
well, i hope all of you die a horrible horrible death. peace out.
(i was only joking)
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