2002-03-24 - 10:04 p.m.
it must be hard to be at the thing where they give out awards for movies and seeing yourself doing things on screen. i wonder if it's kinda embarrassing? it's like, for me, i'm fine with doing stupid things, as long as i dont need to see myself doing it.
renne zellwegger looks like nicole valentino.
anyway...
i tagged along on randi and royden's date today. i was supposed to meet them at 11 infront of the bookstore at ala moana, but royden's a dumb ass and can't give directions, and randi's a retard and can't figure out where royden lives even if she's been there before.
anyhow...
i was ragging on royden about being all horny since jenna's not here. i was making all kinds of masturbatory, nocturnal emissions, and just plain sexual jokes about him. it was great.
i wonder how the actors who win feel when they see themselves being all funny kine on stage. like, right now, halle berry is crying on stage after winning that award. i wonder how she'll feel watching the re-cap of herself on the news?
so, carrying on...
the three r's went to sam goode's so randi could buy jon ching a gift for his b-day. anyhow... me and royden ended up looking at the documentaries. the documentaries ended up being the playboy videos.
after that we ate. well, they did and i ate ice cream because i wanted ice cream. so yeah... i got bored because royden's a REALLY slow eater. so in the time it took him to take a bite of his sandwich, i finished a hamburger in two mouthfuls. royden was all flustered that i did that and he TRIED to stuff the rest of the what looked like two bites into his mouth. he had to force just half of that into his mouth. whatta loser.
anyway, even randi made fun of him.
after that we went to macy's so royden could buy his first pair of boxers. randi felt like a mother taking her son to buy underwear. me? i was having fun with the models (if you know what i mean). i twisted one of the shirts nipples so it made the shirt look like it had nipples. randi got mad at me for doing that though and gave me a noogie. i laughed the whole time.
anyway, royden's a pantie who wears boxers. well, now he does AFTER i payed for them for him. he's such a loser. he couldn't even pay for his own boxers. gay ball... just like the cashier we had at mcdonalds. yeah, that guy seemed nice and helpful, but kinda gay-ish.
i think it was the voice.
then we went to shirokiya. we went to the electronics/hello-kitty area. we gawked at the TV's, browsed the Playstation games, and had our fun with the stuffed animals. well, i did anyway. i made everything seem sexual. i would make the stuffed animals hump randi or royden's legs. it was kinda funny. oh, and they had these chairs that when you sat on them, they were like whoopie cushions. keep in mind that the hello-kitty section is for kids like, 5-and-under. so when i sat on it, i ran the risk of snapping the chair which made it even funnier. ah, immaturity, the bastion of the teenage male.
and then we looked at the japanese books. well, we looked at the titles. actually, randi and royden looked at the titles, i looked at the pictures.
then off we went to sports authority so royden could buy something for his brother. on the way there, i cut off an audi in a parking lot trying to keep up with randi. whoops! but the fucker honked at me. asshole, you could've just flicked me off like everyone else does.
anyway... randi got mad at me for going 30 in a 35 zone while i was following her forcing her to slow down. oh well.
anyway... on the way there, i saw one of them brand new Mini's. god damn those things are sweet. they're all retro looking and all. god i want one.
when we got there, me and randi played on the exercise equipment while we looked for royden who magically dissappeared. after we found him we got mad at him because he couldn't come over to randi's house to watch that movie... full metal jacket. yeah. the bastard. i even bought his underwear for him.
harumph.
anyway...
so, randi dropped royden off at him and i went home to get some grinds and pick up my homework which i intended to do at randi's house. i was so wrong. i just fell asleep because it was so freakin' hot. randi's mom was making her dress, i didn't understand a thing she was doing.
anyway...
then i played that game... metal gear solid and i was all amazed at what we used to think was good graphics. damn...
and then i took randi driving. i felt like driving so we went driving. just randomly exploring the roads. she doens't like my driving because i get all rashy at stupid driving. she also called my driving schizophrenic because i forget what. no, seriously, i do. there randi. i said it again. anyway...
on the way around, we saw a dodge viper rt-10. i was all excited.
oh yeah, i forgot to mention, royden started singing the line "when i think about you, i touch myself" in shirokiya when i made a masturbatory joke at him.
anyway, after i saw the RT-10 which was like... three cars ahead of me and in a different lane, i started to follow the fucker. i eventually caught up to it in the lane next to it and i was trying to drive next to it to gawk. randi was all scared that i was gonna make the driver think i wanted to race him. hah! yeah right! that fucker would durst me. if he had enough gas in the tank... i stopped following him when he pulled into a gas station. it's okay. i had my fill.
i dropped her off at home after we were done driving and then i came home, ate dinner, washed up, and did my homework. i also cleanned my windows because one of them had bird shit on it. stupid birds...
when i come back as an animal, i'm going to be either a bird so i can shit on peoples cars, or a pointing dog so i can partake in their erradication.
i want a new video game... preferably one that's not racing so i can diversify. any suggestions besides State of Emergency, Grand Theft Auto series, and the Tony Hawk Pro Skater series, because i already know i want those.
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