2002-05-01 - 9:48 p.m.
and i was all like "fuckin' A! a fuckin' ferrari bitch! look! it's a fucking ferrari!"
yeah, on our field trip today, i saw a fucking ferrari.
okay, so it starts off like this, we're waiting to make a left turn into the advertiser's parking lot, and all of a sudden i see this hood scoop on a blue car that looks like a ferrari maybe... so i'm looking at it as closely as i can... just starring intently. lookin' at it as it's getting closer... oh shit! the prancing horse bitch! OHHHH! shoot me now! it was a Ferrari 575M! whoo!!! when i was looking it up on the internet just to make sure i knew what i saw, i checked the price, $225,000! 225g's! you know the kinda shit i could buy with that money? a fucking ferrari!
no wonder i got the award that i did today...
so, anyway, as i have previously stated, today was our news writing field trip. when we got there, the lights in the cafeteria were off, so we were like, what the fuck? little did we know it'd be a prelude to what we would find out later in the day.
so, anyway, we all meet in the auditorium to wait to leave and i'm running around like a fool because i'm all giddy that we get to go on a field trip. whoo!
and then hamel tells us to saddle up and git a move on. so we all start heading for our cars, but joanne and luke are MIA and no one knew where hamel went, even the people in her car. so randi's car is waiting, jenna's car is waiting, and kyle in his big ass van is waiting for randi to start moving, but we can't start moving because hamel needed to follow us and she was MIA too. so we start to freak out and kyle gets all up our ass about waiting in the street. we had our hazards on for a reason. so we tell him to just turn around and let the people go. he thought we knew that there were people behind him but we couldn't see through his BIG ASS TOYOTA VAN. screw toyota... 'cause trouble all the time. anyway...
so as soon as we get through the first stop light, it sepparates us and kyle ran STRAIGHT THROUGH the red light stranding jenna. so hamel, randi and kyle pull over to wait for jenna and our convoy continues. and then heading down pensacola (?) we get sepparated at yet another red light, so we start to drive REALLY slowly to let the rest of them catch up to us, which they eventually do. and then we eventually made it there seeing a ferrari on the way. :-D
so we go take our tour of the advertiser which was boring as frick. but god damn, they had some really huge ass computer screens. i mean, these things were 22". fuckin' dubs yo.
oh and the fuckin' printing presses are loud and large. just like jenna!
and so after that we all leave for willows.
i call up dick and tell him to go and meet us there. we get there and we're about 15 minutes early and then i see dick and he tells us that schools been cut short to end at 12:20 because of the cafeteria. you know that whole deal about the cafeteria not being lit in the morning? that was because it didn't have electrical power. so because of this, they couldn't cook lunch for the students, which they're obligated to and so hence forth, school couldn't continue. we all felt cheated. and then we got let in.
after we went in, first things first. we presented hamel with the page from the star bulletin. the negative and a black and white fade-free thing. the same thing randi's mom got for me when my name was in the paper for first team oia east (psh...). she was so damn happy she looked like she wanted to shit.
and then we ate lunch. holy shit, it was fuckin' winna buh. fuckin' bad ass lunch. whoo! shit, it was to die for.
and after that, we had our award ceremony brought to us by jon nakasone. he had an award for all the students in the class.
the first thing he said was "this is sort of a couples award." and everyone looked at me and randi. psh, we showed you guys. and then jon went on to tell a little story about each award.
some of the awards were:
Dick- Easily Aroused Award
Alyssa- Hard Worker Award
Tram- Nice Girl Who Sits In Front Of Jon Award
Shannon- Nice Girl Who Sits To The Right Of Jon Award
Jenna- Ms. Casualized Sex Award
Randi- Sarcasm Queen Award
Ashely- Long And Short Award
Trevor and Crystal- Mr. and Mrs. "ama" (because both their names have "ama" in it)
then another award which was also sort of a couples award. and then he went on to say that these two individuals would swear all the time. all of us thought it would be either me, trevor, or taryn. and so jon went on to give taryn her award. we all couldn't contest that. and then he said "and this person, he uses the 'f' word every other word, but sometimes manages to use it only every other sentance. the Profanity Professor Award goes to Ryan Okuno. oh, and just a note, 'Professor' only has one 'f' in it." he had misspelt "professor" as "proffessor."
so me and taryn became the "Profanity Proffessor" and "Profanity Punk" of the class. it's official. i swear more than trevor now. FUCK YEAH BITCH!
and then it went on again... eventually getting to kyle's award. ahh kyle... the award which you knew was coming, but didn't want to. Kyle, our Editor in Chief will now be referred to as Molester in Chief.
whoo! go kyle!
and then, jon that fricka had one last award to give "Photograhy Master/Molester Protector/Connect Four Master/etc and so forth and so on blah blah blah..." yeah, it's too long for me to remember, but jon's final award was to himself. go jon!
but i still kicked trevors ass in swearing. fuckin a! whoo!
so...
going on...
we then played some games that jenna and shannon had set up. games like pictionary and charades. but, randi... being the attention whore that she is, she couldn't stand not being up in front of the people so she had to go "can i help too? i have some good ideas!" tsch... such a whore...
after this, we all took pictures and left.
on our way out, i wanted to look at the cool fountain again. it would spew water up like in the movies where you dance through the spouts of water. so trevor, that crazy fuck, he goes over there and starts waiting for it to spew water again. fschw! a little blurb of water jumps up and that crazy fucker tried to catch it in his mouth! we all started to crack up so baddly that i was crying! and then you see this look on his face like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT WATER?!" i couldn't stop laughing. and then, he goes and does it again! crazy sumbitch!
i left there laughing so hard i was crying.
and then we all left. we dropped everyone else off at roosevelt and then me and randi went to her house and had hot and dirty sex. no wait, i slept and so did she. well, she didn't sleep i only slept because she was busy trying to pick the black heads out of my nose. that and she cleared some of my pores too. my nose was all red after that.
but oh well, my nose is that much clearer now. well, not that much clearer, but yeah... a little bit.
so, that was my day. i hope the cafeteria doesn't work tomorrow either.
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