2000-05-05 - 23:11:26
I thank everyone who said something about my Expert Badge. I'm in love w/ it and it really appreciates all the attention that others give to it.
Kim bit my finger today. that was kinda sore. she clamped down on it pretty hard. i was standing there for a few seconds before i finally said it hurt. she just laughed.
I got a new burned CD today. Its a mix of all kinds of weird stuff. I got "Ride of the Valkyries" by Wagner, and the "M:I2" theme song by Limp Bizkit, and the James Bond techno remix too. all kinds of weird shit on it. Hell, I even got "Hawaii 5-0" and "Hamster Dance" on it.
I think i like my Expert Badge just a little too much. Its right up there w/ Erin.
and do any of you know what today is? its Cinco de Mayo. but i dont care about that. its just a matter of sick coincidence... but its two months for me and erin! whoo-hoo! two months... and i've seen her... i can count all of the times i've seen her outta school on one hand i think... three times. and i remember every place i've gone. freshman sophmore banquet on the 18th of last month; the fifth of this month to sure shot cafe; and the movies last sunday. and its been two months. kinda pathetic no? well, i think so. and if you dont. to hell w/ you.
Things to do for the Entry:
19 things to do in the bathroom stall
Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate-
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with
a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy !!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,
"Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now
what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your buttcheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacentstall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so
you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "BornFree"
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