2000-05-08 - 23:50:10
Today... hmm... what the hell happened today? Nothing really important. or funny for that matter. in other words, today was boring.
theres some good jokes i got. so i think that will be the whole purpose of this entry, just to post some lame jokes. hows that sound?
Joke of the Entry:
An Air Force Colonel was driving in the housing area one day and approached
a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after
glancing for traffic. What the officer didn't know was that a security
policeman was watching the intersection. The SP pulled out after him and
stopped the car two blocks away.
SP: "ID Card, License, registration and proof of insurance please."
Colonel: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for,
*Airman*."SP: "Watch your tone sir; you ran that stop sign back there!"
Colonel: "Airman, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference?"
The SP pulled out his night-stick and began whacking the Colonel over the
head and shoulders. Bang! Bang! Whomp! Bang!
SP: "Now, Sir....do you want me to just slow down, or stop!!!?"
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