2000-08-18 - 02:50:58
i went to a movie with my pop today.
saw hollow man.
i was thinking, he's naked, so what if he gets cold?
he must get cold a lot.
i wouldnt like that power even if i could sneak into dressing rooms and stuff.
it'd just be too weird walking around naked all the time.
imagine if you catch a wood and your walking on the street and someone has an umbrella and is swinging it back and forth.
BOOM!
Hits you right in the nuts.
*OUCH*
or...
what if you have a wood again.
and your walking past a revolving door.
and someone pushes you cause they cant see you.
you get hit sidewords.
the door moves.
*OUCH*
its not all good.
i mean, sure you can sneak into a chicks house and get it on w/ her cause she cant see who you are.
but thats wrong.
rape is bad.
rapist should be raped by the biggest gayest guy there is.
just tie him down to a table, bent over and spread eagle.
let him get pounded and pouned and pounded till he cant take it no more.
then make him like the guys butt hole.
its like chris rock said:
"when you suckin a guys dick, you can think its something else. but when you lickin a guys asshole, you know its an asshole!"
and hes probably right.
i wouldnt know cause i've never done either, but... y'know.
but back to the original subject.
being invisible would also suck cause, what if you go walking down the street, piss drunk and wander into the streets.
a driver wont be able to see you.
*BOOM*
hit by a car.
dead.
it must suck being invisible.
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