2000-12-28 - 07:11:02
i have a retraction to make. last entry, i said blair was off having sex. i have made a mistake. blair was not having sex, she was just applying the art of oral pleasure upon her boy-toy which is why she did not appear at the mall. i appoliogize if there has been any misunderstandings.
anyway. dude, i had this major ass fucking coughing fit earlier tonight. i was in kim's car, and i was coughing so baddly that i could swear i had bricks. oh yeah, and not to mention i couldnt breath and shit like that. but hey, im just peachy.
anyway... i spent the day waiting for dane to come over so we could wrap presents. so, anyway... while waiting for him, i ended up wraping my gift for the erin tago, and my sister erin (dont say anything... i give myself enough grief about that). but dane couldnt come over because his mom suckered him into helping her w/ post-christmas clean up and his dad then suckered him into more house work. so, we're supposed to do it today (its after 12, so its today).
and then, later on, i went out to go play pool w/ kim, kerin, dennis, steve, michele (kim's sister), and her friend, keoki(?). well, me and kerin ended up losing really baddly so we gave our game to steve and dennis. yeah... then jenna joined us at aloha and we ended up playing photo hunt. we got the top three scores on the machine [;)] (that was a wink, jenna). and then we went to jack in the box cause people we hungry. oh yeah, by then anthony had joined us.
at jack in the box we talked non-sense. i found out that kerin's "cheating buddy" is dane. so that means that kerin was cheating on someone with dane. and then, jenna said that she thought kerin was her cheating buddy. so then, that means that kerin was cheating on someone with dane and then cheating on dane with jenna. and then anthony just got interested. i beleive his exact words were "hmm... lesbian action!?!" i just laughed. and me and anthony also tried to formulate a plan to steal a blue serving tray to go grass sliding or something somewhere. but jenna didnt want him to so he didnt. shucks. well, after that jenna went to go drop anthony off at home and then she went home.
then, me, kerin, kim, and steve went to go meet tanner and harold. we ended up dropping off kerin at home and went back to aloha where i got whooped in pool on many levels. i also learned a new game, street pool. i dont like it very mych. i really suck. for the longest time i was stuck at -1 point. but i eventually made it out of the hole to 6 points... while tanner and kim went to 20 and 16 points respetcively. oy...
okay, well that was my fucking day. now for a brief rant on knowing too many "erin's."
i know three erin's. two of which i have been in or are in a relationship with. not to mention the fact that i speak to all three quite a bit.
well, knowing three erin's is a bitch because i have to watch how i phrase things now days. its like, "oh yeah, me and erin are gonna go do blah blah blah..." and then the other person will reply:
"erin tamashiro?"
"no... erin tagomori."
or, another situation thats happening quite a bit now days.
"hey, ryan. whos your new chick?"
"erin."
"oh, you two got back together?"
"no... erin tagomori."
"oh." scratching head not sure if its the same one or not.
or, then there's this play on the situation.
"hey, ryan, whos your new chick?"
"erin tagomori."
"oh, you two got back together?"
"no... erin tagomori. not erin tamashiro."
other person then cocks their eyebrow, furrows their forehead and tries to figure out the difference between the people.
its quite a bitch to deal with. and not to mention the jokes i get from my sister whos name also is erin. i got this one last year when she asked who i was taking to the military ball. "hey, so who are you taking to the military ball?"
"erin tamashiro."
"oh wow... its like your taking me, huh?"
"oh shut up, erin."
and then theres another problem to deal with. when i want to talk about the both of them in a single conversation.
"no, i mean erin tago... wait, i shouldnt be shortening her name. but then what would i call erin tamashiro? erin tama? erin shiro? no... i cant call her erin shiro cause shiro is a boys name and tama just sounds stupid." and y'know, that was a real conversation just to let y'all know.
maybe i should just start addressing them by their grades. i'll just call erin tamashiro "hey, 11th grader," or "hey, junior," and erin tagomori "hey, 9th grader," or "hey, freshmen." oh wait... that wouldnt work either, especially at school. im just gonna get a lot of angry looks from other people. god dammit. i hate names.
we should all be called by like numbers or something. oh wait... no. cause then there will be more than 6 billion names roaming the earth. and thats just way too many. i cant imagine trying to call someone by a number. "hey, 27! no... not 37, i said 27!"
ugh... names are a bitch, but i guess they are better than numbers. i just hate the coincidence of the name erin. but i do like the name erin just to set the record straight. its just the freaking coincidence of the names i dont like as i have just previously stated. i should stop now, no?
okay, well. peaches y'all.
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