2001-12-31 - 2:44 p.m.
well, it's like... 2:45 or something. i've been up for less than an hour. got up at 2 because i was out till 4 last ni... er, this morning.
so, anyway... if you've read randi's diary you got the jist of what happened.
i woke up to my dad telling me to come out and watch tv. it was the supertuners challenge on car and driver tv. that was pretty cool seeing shit like the lingenfelter twin-turbo corvette and i finally know what the streets of willow road course looks like. or at least i think that was the streets of willow road course...
uh yeah... hmm...
and then i started my homework. i have two book reports done now and i am DAMN proud of myself that i did my homework LONG BEFORE the night it was due. man, even kyle was proud of me, but he also said "whats wrong with you ryan?" later saying that this new me isn't right because i'm supposed to be like peter pan. i agree. i am like peter pan in that i dont ever want to grow up. why? because growing up sucks nuts.
it's amazing that you dont realize that until it's too late, isn't it?
so, anyway... oh i forgot if i mentioned this already, but i didn't cheat randi! i did all my homework legitimately. all i have left to do is keep doing research for my red light camera stuff and study for that huge fucking vocab test. that's gonna be a whore.
hmm... after randi called after cheating, i played video games. lovely lovely video games. i am SO kicking ass in the arcade mode of ...
***New Flash***
i just looked out my window and i saw a guy towing a zodiac boat with a corolla. yeah, a corolla. that crappy little grandmas car that jevon has (no offense jevon, i have respect for almost any one who drives. especially if they've ever given me a ride. anywhere).
***End News Flash***
where was i? oh yeah... sweet lovely video games. i love you.
lets see... then i think i tried to sleep but that didn't work... this is all boring fast forward to 8 p.m. with the karaoke-ing.
i got to sing the second song: Bodies by Drowining Pool. man, i was so off (partially exagerated although randi wouldn't have you believe it). and then all of you say "how off were you?" (just like jonny carson) i was so off that the emplyees in the room next to us came out to laugh at me. yeah, take that good singers. and then i slightly made up for myself by singing bohemian rhapsody somewhat in key. but not really.
and then randi was wrestling me for the mic the rest of the night. trying to keep me from singing. but saddly, i knew EVERY song that was being sung.
i love karaoke.
and then we, me, evan, randi, and aarika went to randi's house where jon eventually joined us. we were playing SSX and jon and aarika have absolutly no skill in that game what so ever. like, i picked up on it slightly, and so did evan, and randi... her and her brother just share natural talent at picking that shit up. but anyway... yeah. it was hilarious watching the two of them play. pure hilarity. and evan was telling us about these essays george wrote when he was high. it's was pretty cool man. people really say some funny shit when they're stoned. but i could've told you that a lot sooner. i just felt like reitterating it.
the four of them left at around 12:30 but i stuck around to cause trouble.
yeah, i was laughing at randi's "brothers" play gran turismo with the steering wheel. i guess they're too used to driving real cars to go with the small movements quarter-turn lock to lock instead of like 2.5-3 turns lock-to-lock in a real car.
but yeah, funny. and then me and randi went into the other room to go cause trouble to brett's girlfriend. i like her, she's really cool. kinda like me. no, actually, she's smart so no. but then again, she thought i was smart. so maybe she's not smart after all. which would make her kinda like me... hmm... i think i might be scillian. anyway. yeah, randi and i were watching x-games re-runs while she was playing solitare. and i was making fun of the drummer for being fat in that jay-z live music video. it still bothers me that a drummer can be fat. no drummer should be fat, even if he's some stupid gay hip-hop drummer. a drummer should be able to do any type of drumming man. it's just crazy.
and then she went to sleep or something cause i never saw her after that. and then slowly 2 am rolled around... and then 3... and then 4 finally came around and everyone started leaving. which then meant that i left too. so randi's brother drove me home. at about 50 mph in a 25 zone. do you know how much the bill for that would be? lets do a little math. $27 for the initall fine, plus $5 for every mile per hour over the limit, so, $27 + ($5x25) = $152. but that's only if he's caught. so now, the only penalty he has to pay is the price he pays for extra gas for going open throttle like that. oh, did i mention he's living in california which is probably why he's speeding so much. but yeah, he's cool. the entire family is cool. i like randi's family.
hmm... yeah. oh and kyle said i'm retarded or something like that because i keep insisting that he's going be the father of a new puppy.
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