2002-03-31 - 9:19 p.m.
wow... i haven't updated since like... thursday. so anyway, starting from friday.
Friday-
uh, friday started with me having to go to kapolei for a meeting at the water park. so, i got to manoa market place at like, 9 AM to pick up elyse because i wasn't sure if i said 9:15 or 9:45. good thing i got there at about 9 because i said 9:15. so, anyway, elyse jumped into my civic and off we went. but, when she first got in she said: "whenever i stare at people, they always fall down," and went on telling me stories about how when she stares at people they fall in embarrasing fashion. i wish i could go out with her to like a mall or something to test this theory. after that she asked me if i was a scary driver. i told her honestly yes. she seemed a little timid about that, but i took it as a compliment. anyway, so i peeled out of manoa market place the safest i've ever driven since i took my licenese test the second time and got onto the freeway. boy was that an adventure. day time drivers suck ass. they're all rude and shit. fighting over every god damned inch of the road... if i didn't know elyse so well and have been so scared of offending her (what i assume to be) virgin ears, there would've been a lot more road rage. but, once we passed the pali off ramps, the roads opened up until we got towards aiea/pearl city, they got just a smidge more congested and i had to floor it and cut across a lane to get to the right lane to avoid going into aiea. fun stuff. anyway, after that i was driving at a nice and calm 60 or so and we finally found our off ramp about 45 minutes later. oh, but on the way there, micah called elyse and asked her if she could pick him up in moanalua. when she told him that we had already passed there, he seemed kinda shocked. it was kinda funny. so, anyway... when we got there, we didn't know which way to go. so we went right. and we drove down a strip of road and didn't see anything. so we turned around, and went straight where we had turned left. and we drove down another strip of road. and we found what is the "budding city." ha! my ass... place looks like kauai next to kukui grove, only with a few more stores and a movie theater. so, we later found out where the water park was and when we checked the time, we were only an hour early! lordy... so we, meaning me, decided to go exploring. we drove through their housing area (sounds so wrong...) and i spotted a bullitt mustang! i stopped in the middle of the road, reveresed and put in park and started to explain to elyse what it was and why i was so excited about it. but, then i started to look at it more carefully, and it didn't really seem like a bullitt. for starters, it had a deck lid spoiler, then i noticed the side of the car, the faux scoops hadn't been smoothed over, and then i realized, "hey, bullitt mustangs, i thought they only came in three colors, and none of them were white!" oh well... it did have the badge, the chrome fuel filler door, and it was a hard top that looked like it should. so, i dont know... oh well. it still looked nice. and then, after that we went to the mall. we looked through a toy store, and then hit jacks so elyse could get some grub. yeah, all that took us enough time to get there.
so, we got there and pulled up to the curb where kyle called me stupid (as i had predicted) and we went to go get parking. so, we got there and everyone else (minus kris and micah) went in. we had the meeting and as we were walking through the park, i had this feeling of un-belonging. yeah, i really didn't belong.
and then, elyse in all her kindness said that if kris and micah were going to stay, then i could leave. i was like, "yes!" and then micah and kris came and said they would take elyse home so i left. i was happy, very happy. so i hit the road for the LONG trip home. yeah, i bet all you mainland people are like "what? 45 minute trip is long to you?" well, man, in hawaii, 45 minutes is a 1/4 of the island, so it's long to us.
after that i supprised randi by dropping in on her. and then it was like, same-o same-o. play video games and go home late.
and then, on saturday, i woke up late and decided i needed to wash my car because the fucking drive out to kapolei made my car all dirty. so i took the car out and started to wash it, as i was just finishing up the last quarter panel, randi came by. so, i made her help me wash my car since i washed her car for her. i still ended up doing most of the work anyway... and then i ended up doing most of the waxing because randi's all lazy and bussup.
and then i went to randi's house and chilled there again. and then we went bowling with mike maeda and royden. only, it took us 30 minutes to get there because me and randi are lost.
and then, when we did get there, the lane sucked ass. yeah, dont use lane 4 at bowl-a-drome. fuckin' lane kept resetting on us. so we just gave up. i tried to get mike to not pay, but the fucker's got a conscience. bastid.
and then we went to manoa park to let royden drive. we first tried teaching him on my civic, but he couldn't handle the breaks that were too sensitive for his foot. he'd keep stomping on it and the car would jerk, so we put him in randi's sentra which has less sensitive breaks and the wheel is slightly easier to turn. so, me and mike ended up jumping out of the sentra because royden's a crappy driver (for now), while randi stayed in and coached him. me and mike ended up driving each other's cars. mike's chevy caprice is fun to drive because it's so huge. you seriously could pimp out the car. granted you fix it up (a lot). it was fun because it's so big ass. i didn't get a chance to mess with it's chevy 350 or anything, but it was still fun none the less. and then i let mike drive my civic which was really different for him because it's the antithesis of his chevy. small engine, small car, easy to drive. and then i let jenna drive my car too because she wanted to. yeah, it was a car driving orgy. oh yeah, i also tried coaching royden on how to drive, but when he switched to randi's car, i got bored so i started the car driving orgy. and then, later on, me and everyone else all jumped into our cars and drove away and left royden at the park. for about 3 minutes and then went back because we all felt sorry for his non-driving ass.
i ended up parking in front of royden and flashing my high beams in his face a few times.
after that everyone split up and i went to randi's house. again. for more video games and tv.
oh, i also gave randi's mom easter flowers. she said she'd keep me.
yes!
sunday i woke up to a dream where i got kicked out of the house and then i realized, "hey, i could just go live at randi's house!" i think it had something to do with what randi's mom said.
anyway, after i woke up and ate bread and drank juice for breakfast, i went to randi's house for easter. i went there and we colored eggs and then hid pastic eggs with candy and money for the little ones. i wanted to hide them in high places so the kids couldn't get them, but randi kept yelling at me. sucker. so we watched all of the kids pass the only so obvious ones. it was all so hillarious. and then we went inside and played video games and ate. and then we watched movies, and then the simpsons, and then i left. i went driving for a bit, and then i went to erin's house to wish her a happy easter because randi's mom reminded me it was easter as i was leaving. no, seriously, she did. and as i got there, i noticed her brother was watching "10 things i hate about you." and then, as she came out, she asked me which bag of candy i wanted, the one which was smaller but had more, or the one that was bigger and has fewer numerically. so, after watching "she's all that" which was on just before "10 things i hate about you" i said "super size my balls." i couldn't help but laugh at myself. i crack myself up.
and then i left. and came home. and ate. and showered. and typed this. and then i left very unannounced.
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