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2002-05-07 - 8:55 p.m.

i find i talk to myself in the third person, even in my head. for example, rather than saying "i need to get darker," i'll say "brah, i need to get darker." is this normal? beats me... all i know is that i'm such an audience whore, i'm even appealing to the audience in my head.

so, anyway... today we had to pack up things into boxes in teruya's room and i became the pack-master, you see, kyle and melissa have zilch spacial awareness, so me, being the spacially aware one, i started to show them how to be real stingy with space. i was able to fit so much stuff into the boxes. they were packed. and i'm just tooting my own horn here.

and then, later on, we were talking to teruya about her earlier teaching years, and she said how she used to teach 7th grade and then kyle said "y'know, 7th grade is when i came out." we all stopped talking. like, you could've dropped a god damned pin in C-bldg and you would've heard it. and we all looked at kyle. even teruya. and then kyle realized what he had said "when i came out school wise! not out of the closest." and then we all laughed. even teruya jibed him for saying that. it was that funny.

and in period 3, i had to defend myself against all the females in the class about male masturbation and how women don't do it. and then she said "well ryan, how do you know that there isn't a female somewhere out there who masturbates more than you?" to which i responded: "hell no! there aint a god damned female in the world who mastubates more than me!" yes!

trevor was like yeah! and everyone else was like overshare. i just laughed it off and everyone went back to teasing trevor.

just the way things should be. speaking of which... the computers and i dont get along again. hell, i had to stay in during lunch and it took me the whole damn lunch period to retype my stuff and save it on a disk (which wasn't my own). and when i tried to print it, the god damned printer was out of paper. so i had to search for a god damned printer with paper, that took me the rest of lunch. and by the time it was finally printed, lunch had just ended. JUST ENDED. i hate the news writting computers.

thats all that really matters today.

oh, and jesse came to our class during period 3 'cause he needed bus money 'cause he had to go home. he was so fucked up this morning. he didn't get any sleep and was so tired he was jibbering more than usual. so we gave him money and sent his sleepy ass on it's way. i wonder if he made it home?

and today the fricken nets beat the hornets again. god dammit... i hate the nets. i hope the hornets take it in the next four games just to shut up the nets. and i hope they win the eastern championships. just because i like them. and end up in the finals where i'm sure they'll lose, but whatever. i'll be happy because they made it to the finals. so yeah.

oh, and congrats to erin tago, her team is gonna go to the OIA finals for girls jv basketball. they beat farrington in overtime by 4 pts. whoo! go erin! which one? erin t. which one? you know, the one i went out with. which one? erin tagomori! dumbasses. how could you not know?

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