2003-11-20 - 11:04 p.m.
i got to see a plastic vagina today.
no, seriously. i did.
it was really weird.
surreal almost.
okay, not quite, but it was still weird.
i went to school with the intention of studying today. i ended up talking to dori and kacie for most the morning before my journalism test. we, the three of us, went to their lab class to study. i did a little bit of studying and then i started to laugh when dori said "hormones" because it sounded like she said "whore." so she started to talk about the male sex hormones and i started to talk about how randi took all of those with her to california for safe keeping. and then this guy who was sitting by us started to laugh. so we began talking to him because he likes books, and i work in a bookstore. yeah. and then... we didn't stop talking after that. when the lab room opened, oh yeah, it was closed for about half the morning, we went inside and me and dori studied for a bit. well, i sorta did, she was looking at the plastic vagina trying to recognize the parts of it. i on the other hand couldn't stop laughing and being disgusted by it at the same time. and then kacie came back, oh yeah, she left earlier too, and so i began telling all the ethnic jokes i knew to her. they were funny.
and then i went to take my journalism test. it seemed pretty easy, but we'll see.
and then i went to work for four hours to fill a half shift of cindy's. at one point in work, out of nowhere, some lady's voice comes over the whole store "i never had sex with no one! blah blah blah blah waving his penis in the air! blah blah blah." no, really, that's what i heard. we all stopped and kinda just looked at each other. oscar, being the brave man that he is went and kicked the lady out of the store. when he came back we asked him "so, was she hot?" "she had a beard," was all oscar could say.
and that was my day in a nutshell.
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